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    New moniker

    I've got a new moniker because SimonMac said I sound like an old lady sitting knitting.

    A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
    Fish can't ride bicycles, but if any fish could ride a bicycle it would be a mudskipper. They are cool fish - they can climb trees!

    #2
    stop sniffing glue
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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      #3
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      I've got a new moniker because SimonMac said I sound like an old lady sitting knitting.

      A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
      Fish can't ride bicycles, but if any fish could ride a bicycle it would be a mudskipper. They are cool fish - they can climb trees!
      Simon who?
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        I've got a new moniker because SimonMac said I sound like an old lady sitting knitting.

        A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
        Fish can't ride bicycles, but if any fish could ride a bicycle it would be a mudskipper. They are cool fish - they can climb trees!
        Well I hope that has taught you never to listen to me!
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          I've got a new moniker because SimonMac said I sound like an old lady sitting knitting.

          A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
          Fish can't ride bicycles, but if any fish could ride a bicycle it would be a mudskipper. They are cool fish - they can climb trees!
          I thought you WERE an old lady knitting. Another fantasy destroyed........
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #6
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            I've got a new moniker because SimonMac said I sound like an old lady sitting knitting.

            A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
            Fish can't ride bicycles, but if any fish could ride a bicycle it would be a mudskipper. They are cool fish - they can climb trees!
            I liked "k2p2" best.

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              #7
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              I thought you WERE an old lady knitting. Another fantasy destroyed........
              I was. Now I'm a damned cool fish.

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                #8
                A welcome to you in your new form
                Join IPSE

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  I was. Now I'm a damned cool fish.
                  She's right too. I particularly like the way it 'burps' at 1:11 :

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                    #10
                    Snogging mudskippers

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