It's coming home

[Jakes Daddy]

It's coming home,
It's coming home,
It's coming,
Permie-sweepstakes coming home !

Oh life is sweet !! I soooo look forward to collecting their money tomorrow morning !

[Bitbucket]

Make sure that you bring a couple of dobermans into work to growl at them , just so they dont think that they can get away without paying , after all they are permies.

Us contractors , hard barstuards , but I think its necessary

[Jakes Daddy]

Just collected my winnings ! £17 not bad for a £1 investment; and all the better that it is permie money !
Just before he paid out, the guy who was organising it was asked who won, and he replied "that scum-bag sub-contractor" !!!

I think it was very good of that Paraguian footballer to score our goal for us - what a nice chap

[vetran]

The smart thing to do is

Blow all the money on cakes for the team out of your winnings, after all its only £17, as a contractor you make that sort of money in ten minutes. Now that would really miff the envious ones.

[wendigo100]

Go round to each of the permies, pat them on the head and give them a pound.

[TheMonkey]

Now the IR35 thought police will rape you for it.