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    Time for a clearout

    Got a copy of the daily mail and a new roll of Andrex. I may be some time.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Got a copy of the daily mail and a new roll of Andrex. I may be some time.
    You will need something to read as well as something to wipe your arse on.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Got a copy of the daily mail and a new roll of Andrex. I may be some time.
      I suggest reading the Andrex.
      nomadd liked this post

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        #4
        He favours a like for like replacement of bile.
        The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

        George Frederic Watts

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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          #5
          Make sure you wash your hands afterwards. For once.

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