I'm throbbing down below

[doodab]

Because I just stubbed my toe.

[Spacecadet]

Because I just stubbed my toe.

I hope you're not planning to take part in any sporting activities soon

BBC News - Paralympic athletes who harm themselves to perform better

[doodab]

I hope you're not planning to take part in any sporting activities soon

BBC News - Paralympic athletes who harm themselves to perform better

Not any that involve partial paralysis. Though I may have a nap.

[BrilloPad]

Next time you kick sassy in the nuts use your instep instead of your toe.

[Mich the Tester]

I'm throbbing down below
Because I just stubbed my toe

I bet you didn't need to know
I've just picked a big green crow

[sasguru]

I thought this thread was to ask Brillo's expert advice about piles

[doodab]

big green crow

Wouldn't that be a parrot?

[Mich the Tester]

I thought this thread was to ask Brillo's expert advice about piles

Tell me, tell me, Mr Brillo,
How long will I have to sit on a pillow?