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    Seeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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    K-Y

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      #3
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      Seeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
      It's just a phase you are going through. Many older women are looking for young men with gsoh for n/s fun. Many are ns and oh


      er.. so I believe. a mate told me
      <cough>


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        #4
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Seeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
        I think you already know the answer mate.

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          #5
          Divorce your wife. Marry a millionairess 90 year old.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Divorce your wife. Marry a millionairess 90 year old.
            Done the first part. Second part is obviously my Plan B. Just got to get used to the taste of Dentu-Creme and menthol laced spittle again.
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              #7
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              Seeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
              .net, you say?

              It's not Gentile, is it?
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                #8
                Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                Done the first part. Second part is obviously my Plan B. Just got to get used to the taste of Dentu-Creme and menthol laced spittle again.
                Your ex-wife was also an OAP?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Your ex-wife was also an OAP?
                  No, my first wife was a toothless dental floss saleswoman from Montana.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #10
                    Put on some surgical stockings and have a J Arthur you big jessie. I'm sure you'll be right as rain in no time.

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