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    MIL go home!!!!!

    Been here since Saturday and shows no sign of movement yet.... :-(

    Time to start walking around the house naked methinks :-)
    Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

    #2
    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Been here since Saturday and shows no sign of movement yet.... :-(

    Time to start walking around the house naked methinks :-)
    Is she still alive? Try checking for a pulse. And the best way of doing that is to stick your willy in her ear.....

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      #3
      Thanks for all the helpful advice LOL.

      No shes definitely alive because my beer stash in the fridge is depleting rapidly.

      Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
        Time to start walking around the house naked methinks :-)
        ah ha, I'l keep a look out in Dear Deirdre for a letter from one or the other of you, hot sex, unbelievable, feel guilty, couldn't resist, etc.

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          #5
          Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
          Been here since Saturday and shows no sign of movement yet.... :-(

          Time to start walking around the house naked methinks :-)
          'Accidentally' leave your laptop open at xoggoth's granny erotic dream thread. She'll be gone by teatime.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Platypus View Post
            ah ha, I'l keep a look out in Dear Deirdre for a letter from one or the other of you, hot sex, unbelievable, feel guilty, couldn't resist, etc.

            Just been sick in my mouth.....
            Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
              Just been sick in my mouth.....
              2 girls 1 cup.. you and granny
              The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                #8
                you're all making it worse :-)
                Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
                  Time to start walking around the house naked methinks :-)
                  Maybe she's thinking the same.

                  "But Mrs P, you're beautiful."
                  The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                  George Frederic Watts

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                    #10
                    Went home at last yesterday.....

                    Good thing (for me at least) is that normally the Mrs has a go at me when I moan about her mother. This time she was glad to get rid off....

                    Beer supply depleted though. Never seen a 70+ year old put it away with such consistency to be fair....
                    Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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