fookers. they should all be chopped down.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postfookers. they should all be chopped down.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postfookers. they should all be chopped down.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAh the old 'it jumped out on me from nowhere' line.
Open wounds on my hands so no lake swimming tonight. I don't want Weil's disease - it would slow down my cuk posting rate.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDid it attack you while you were cycling, running or parking the car?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postfookers. they should all be chopped down.
I recommended a heavy-duty industrial angle grinder instead.
Work at night, so as not to be seen. Although the noise may be an issue...
Don't forget to wear safety goggles.
And a dust mask.
And finally...
..skip my street: I'm rather found of my lampposts.nomadd liked this postComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDid it attack you while you were cycling, running or parking the car?
I did reverse a car into a lamp-post once : hire car with 30 miles on the clock. It was right in the middle of the back windcreen - how the fook am I supposed to see that while reversing?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAll 3.nomadd liked this postComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe walked in to find his guilty looking wife in bed and a strange glow coming from the wardrobe.Comment
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