If you were going to kill yourself...

**MarillionFan** · 31 August 2012, 20:54

Originally posted by nomadd View Post

1. How would you do it?
2. Why? (As in "Why would you do it that way", not "Why? Because I'm fooking depressed, that's why!")

I'm gonna live forever so it's a moot question.

**nomadd** · 31 August 2012, 20:55

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I'm gonna live forever so it's a moot question.

Still re-living those Kids From Fame days, eh?

**Cliphead** · 31 August 2012, 21:02

Colt 45, miss and hit the arsehole who's causing me grief (yer honour).

**BlasterBates** · 31 August 2012, 21:03

I would arrange to have myself posted to my ex-girlfriend.

**EternalOptimist** · 31 August 2012, 21:05

colt 45, same as CH

or maybe

luger and lime

**nomadd** · 31 August 2012, 21:06

Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post

I would arrange to have myself posted to my ex-girlfriend.

What, so she could kill you?

Or were you just thinking of having your corpse dropped off?

**EternalOptimist** · 31 August 2012, 21:08

Originally posted by nomadd View Post

What, so she could kill you?

Or were you just thinking of having your corpse dropped off?

er..

aw ....fegerrit

**Moscow Mule** · 31 August 2012, 21:17

Bends/air embolism - would dive to 60m for 15 mins, then inflate the vest for a rocket ride to the surface.

There'd be no way to prove if it was deliberate or not, so the family would still get the life insurance.

**EternalOptimist** · 31 August 2012, 21:21

Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

Bends/air embolism - would dive to 60m for 15 mins, then inflate the vest for a rocket ride to the surface.

There'd be no way to prove if it was deliberate or not, so the family would still get the life insurance.

nonsense

Under 'Inflation Respitory 35meters' (IR35) they would 'deem' that it was deliberate

If you were going to kill yourself...