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Where's the chambermaid?

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    Where's the chambermaid?

    She came early yesterday and I shooed her away. I've been working in my room all day and she's nowhere to be seen. I've run out of towels, the bed isn't made and those socks don't pick themselves up on their own you know!

    What should I do? Should I phone reception? Leave a note on the door? Shout down the corridor?

    She won't be getting a tip now!!!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    You know those plastic things that you hang on the door?

    Well you are suppose to use them to tell the chambermaid you would like your room cleaned.

    You won't get a clean room until tomorrow.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #3
      FFS wrong forum.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        FFS wrong forum.
        Epic fail....
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          Epic fail....
          Nah just a clueless vastly overweight fat american.
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #6
            Originally posted by eek View Post
            Nah just a clueless vastly overweight fat american.
            I object to the word 'vastly'.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              I object to the word 'vastly'.
              OK just a clueless vest(ly) overweight fat american.



              Is that better.
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #8
                Ha got one eventually! Was like an episode of Family Guy though!

                "I need my room doing, it's not been done for two days"
                Mexican made looks down at sheet, looks up, looks down shakes head 'Nooooooo,Noooooo"
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Ha got one eventually! Was like an episode of Family Guy though!

                  "I need my room doing, it's not been done for two days"
                  Mexican made looks down at sheet, looks up, looks down shakes head 'Nooooooo,Noooooo"
                  Ah, the stained sheets syndrome....
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by eek View Post
                    OK just a clueless vest(ly) overweight fat american.



                    Is that better.
                    That's Geoffrey Hughes. A British actor; died 6 weeks ago - prostate cancer.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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