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    The Daily Record

    Not the newspaper.

    What is your record number of wanks in a day?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Not the newspaper.

    What is your record number of wanks in a day?
    8,762
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      8,762
      You aren't supposed to count each stroke individually.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Not the newspaper.

        What is your record number of wanks in a day?
        There's bit of you missing, aren't there?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Shouldn't this thread be in Light Relief?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Shouldn't this thread be in Light Relief?
            Badoom tish ™
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Nearly pulled the poor thing off doing my final exams for my first degree. I was told it's a great stress reliever as you can't concentrate on the stress at hand, as such.

              I have an accountancy friend who reckons 20 a day during his p3's. Now that is stress and a very sore cock

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