Debt Collection agency

[EternalOptimist]

I got pulled for speeding in Southern Oz about 5 years ago.

a month or so later I got a letter from OzPlod saying I owed a hundred dollars or somesuch fine. So I sent a cheque, but they said barclloyds was not a part of the oz scheme so I had to join an oz scheme bank and then pay them.
naturally, I didnt bother.

so a few years down the line, I gets a letter from some oz debt collection outfit demanding 500 bucks to pay the fine and cover the costs.

The question is
1. Do I tell them to stick it up their @rse
2. Do I tell them to lick it on one side and stick it up their @rse

[SimonMac]

Technically it can be contempt of court as its a fine rather than a debt, whats your Ecuadorian like?

[Gentile]

I got pulled for speeding in Southern Oz about 5 years ago.

a month or so later I got a letter from OzPlod saying I owed a hundred dollars or somesuch fine. So I sent a cheque, but they said barclloyds was not a part of the oz scheme so I had to join an oz scheme bank and then pay them.
naturally, I didnt bother.

so a few years down the line, I gets a letter from some oz debt collection outfit demanding 500 bucks to pay the fine and cover the costs.

The question is
1. Do I tell them to stick it up their @rse
2. Do I tell them to lick it on one side and stick it up their @rse

Don't even acknowledge it. You're probably one of the many "Mr E Optimist"s they've tried it on with over the past five years. If you even respond, you'll only find the 'debt' sold to some chancer closer to home. It's a bit like people who send you spam: the aim isn't to get you to buy, it's to get you to confirm your address is real.

[MarillionFan]

Send them a photo of your arse with you sticking the aussie flag up it.

[EternalOptimist]

Technically it can be contempt of court as its a fine rather than a debt, whats your Ecuadorian like?

they'll never take me alive

[SupremeSpod]

they'll never take me alive

Do you ever want to visit Australia again?

[SimonMac]

[EternalOptimist]

Do you ever want to visit Australia again?

of course.

But there are eight states, and I have only been done in five of them

[SupremeSpod]

of course.

But there are eight states, and I have only been done in five of them

Look what happened to Ned Kelly... Or in your case "Old Ma Kelly".

[EternalOptimist]

Look what happened to Ned Kelly... Or in your case "Old Ma Kelly".

just to add insult to injury, I got pulled over at a place called 'Iron Knob', just west of port Augusta

I sh!t you not