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People who live in Glass Houses. Quick question

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    People who live in Glass Houses. Quick question

    Would you keep a big ornate chair in your glass loft, just in case the queen pops in for a visit ?

    Well Don't.






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    I keep a brand new toilet seat in case the queen pops in. Will that do?

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I keep a brand new toilet seat in case the queen pops in. Will that do?
      that's allowed
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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        that's allowed
        I also have disguised a miniature camera as a lump of poo. I will place it in the toilet and get film of her. I reckon the sun will pay millions!

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          #5
          People who live in glass houses, should pull the blinds when removing their trouses.

          Spike Milligan.
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I also have disguised a miniature camera as a lump of poo. I will place it in the toilet and get film of her. I reckon the sun will pay millions!
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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              Would you keep a big ornate chair in your glass loft, just in case the queen pops in for a visit ?

              Well Don't.
              Go on. I'll fall for it.
              why not ?
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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                Go on. I'll fall for it.
                why not ?
                because people who live in glass houses shouldn't stow thrones





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