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Man with allegedly ..the worlds biggest todger

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    Man with allegedly ..the worlds biggest todger

    Jonah Falcon, 13.5 inches, on living with the world's biggest penis

    Doesn't everyone have a 13- 14" dongle?
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

    #2
    Originally posted by Troll View Post

    Doesn't everyone have a 13- 14" dongle?
    How would you possibly use something that small?
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Originally posted by Troll View Post
      Yes but the missus keeps it in a draw by here bed
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        comment made me laugh:

        When I read the headline 'Living with the world's largest p4nis' I fully expected an article written by Piers Morgan's flatmate...
        - John, Cambridge, United Kingdom, 6/9/2012 23:26
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          I knew a chippie we employed who had a stupid sized cock. He'd get it out all the time: in the pub, cricket pitch, anywhere really. I asked him why once, he said wouldn't you?

          I guess if you have a foot long dog, you'd be more than happy to show it off.

          Love the line, was stopped at airport security as they thought it was a bomb (is that a gun in your pocket or.....)

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            #6
            Allegedly, the woman with the worlds tightest twat



            tightest cnt
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Perhaps he's the only man on earth who did actually respond to the MaxGentleman emails.

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                #8
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Perhaps he's the only man on earth who did actually respond to the MaxGentleman emails.
                Perhaps he is Max Gentleman.
                The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                George Frederic Watts

                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  comment made me laugh:


                  It happens!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    Doesn't everyone have a 13- 14" dongle?
                    Only if I fold it in half.

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