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    Spiders

    Having a glass of wine and a spider drops from the ceiling straight into the glass, that's abandoned.

    Should I consider that a sign?
    Me, me, me...

    #2
    A sign of what? That you've run out of booze?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      A sign of what? That you've run out of booze?
      Dunno, not out of booze but the thought of drinking out a glass a spider's in gives me the shudders.
      Me, me, me...

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        #4
        Maybe he was trying to get legless?

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Maybe he was trying to get legless?
          Fcker is now.
          Me, me, me...

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            #6
            Hic
            Me, me, me...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
              Dunno, not out of booze but the thought of drinking out a glass a spider's in gives me the shudders.
              Take the spider out and make him spit out anything he's drunk.

              Has anyone else noticed there's an awful lot of them about this year?

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                #8
                Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
                Take the spider out and make him spit out anything he's drunk.

                Has anyone else noticed there's an awful lot of them about this year?
                I've posted about this in the past. During September you get these things;

                Tegenaria domestica.

                Probably the best known and perhaps the most hated of the British spiders, and is often encountered trapped in the bath or running at speed across your floor. Big fckers, harmless but fear inducing. Mostly males get into the house looking for females and can't find their way out again and that's why you see them.

                I hate September.
                Me, me, me...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  A sign of what? That you've run out of booze?
                  I think that it's a sign Cliphead needs a new cleaner

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
                    I think that it's a sign Cliphead needs a new cleaner
                    See above. If you have a cleaner who can sort this I'll pay for the flights.
                    Me, me, me...

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