The Orgasmatron is playing tennis again

[OwlHoot]

Flicking through the channels, I noticed Sharapova playing tennis and making her usual noises at each stroke

I wonder if she does that loud ecstatic cooing at each stroke in bed too

(and yes, I know I'm unlikely to find out at first hand )

[Platypus]

(and yes, I know I'm unlikely to find out at first hand )

You can imagine it, first hand

[escapeUK]

Disgusting. Come back Steffi Graff and Martina Navratilova.