She bit me. right on the beer belly

[EternalOptimist]

I dont normally react to insect bites. But some mega death beetle must have flown through a portal from hades, homed in on me and sucked the life blood from my stomache.


I had this bright red reaction about two inches in diameter that persisted for 4 weeks. It has just started to fade.

What puzzles me is the guidance system that this bastid employed ? how on earth did it manage to home in on a tiny target like my beer belly ??

[Robinho]

Like shooting womp rats.

[Zippy]

Like shooting womp rats.

A little bit uncharitable?

Eo - it's probably a blackfly bite. They're evil little sods.

[EternalOptimist]

A little bit uncharitable?

Eo - it's probably a blackfly bite. They're evil little sods.

a blackfly, in Manchester ???


little git.

[Zippy]

a blackfly, in Manchester ???


little git.

They're not fussy

[BrilloPad]

Why did you have you beer belly out? I always had to pictured as the smart sort - ironed shirt. Not as some sort of chav in shorts.

[Doggy Styles]

I had this bright red reaction about two inches in diameter that persisted for 4 weeks. It has just started to fade.

With those symptoms it might be an idea to check with your doc that it's not Lyme disease.

Dr Styles