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    My breakfast

    Hot fresh coffee and cold sausages. Perfect.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    What sort of sausages?

    I like a bit of cereal, yoghurt, then some smoked salmon and scrambled eggs.
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      #3
      I had a bowl of cornflakes at 4am and then I had a chicken balti at 8.30am.

      Jet lag.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Nothing like a bit of sausage first thing in the morning
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          What sort of sausages?
          Nothing fancy, just some thin Richmond... for whatever reason I just don't like expensive sausages (or at least none of the ones I've tried).
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Nothing fancy, just some thin Richmond... for whatever reason I just don't like expensive sausages (or at least none of the ones I've tried).
            I always assumed you'd be the type of bloke who'd like a bit of rough sausage.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Could you fantasise about someone else please?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Could you fantasise about someone else please?
                It's not fantasy when it's fact.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  But it's not. I prefer chipolatas.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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