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If you applied for Britains Got Talent.

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    If you applied for Britains Got Talent.

    What would you do to impress the judges?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    What would you do to impress the judges?
    Machine gun.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #3
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      Machine gun.
      Don't miss the audience either.
      Me, me, me...

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        #4
        juggle my collection of rare thermos flasks.

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          #5
          The White Eared Elephant...
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            Some UML modelling? It's like balloon modelling but even crapper.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              I think I'd do my strong man show by ripping a tissue then crushing a grape.

              Suityou.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by eek View Post
                Machine gun.
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                Don't miss the audience either.
                +1
                Growing old is mandatory
                Growing up is optional

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                  #9
                  WTS

                  What a pile of tulip. All that reality stuff is just public humiliation (except the real housewives - thats just bonkers)
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    WTS

                    What a pile of tulip. All that reality stuff is just public humiliation (except the real housewives - thats just bonkers)
                    You into that sort of thing? You dirty minx!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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