Message to all ageing lotharios

**Mich the Tester** · 13 September 2012, 08:21

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Wake up, you sad middle-aged fools! It's not your body these girls are after | Mail Online

Not YOUR body, no.

**OwlHoot** · 13 September 2012, 08:26

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Despicable.

But fun.

expensive

**doomage** · 13 September 2012, 08:29

Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

expensive

worth it

**Old Hack** · 13 September 2012, 08:32

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Not YOUR body, no.

Hahaha

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mich the Tester again.

**doodab** · 13 September 2012, 08:34

Bitter middle aged woman still a bit miffed that her husband got himself someone younger.

Understandable but a bit pathetic. Why doesn't she get herself on toyboywarehouse.com before she's too old to care?

**BrilloPad** · 13 September 2012, 08:35

Far better to marry a bi girl and make sure your mistresses are bi too. Makes life so much easier.

**Old Hack** · 13 September 2012, 08:45

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Far better to marry a bi girl and make sure your mistresses are bi too. Makes life so much easier.

I have had one experience in my whole life, when I was invited into the bed of two Bi girls. I was 21, at uni and, to be frank, they were all over each other like a rash and even though it would be stupid to say it wasn't one of the greatest nights of my single life, I felt like I was interloping, like I was interferring as they were very much into each other, and I didn't feel like I got the full service, which was how I was imagining it.

**Old Hack** · 13 September 2012, 08:55

I just read the article, and yes, she really does come across as quite a bitter man hating old sow. Maybe if she moved on, got out there, and found someone, then she could recover.

Nice assasination on Liddle though...

**DimPrawn** · 13 September 2012, 08:56

Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

I have had one experience in my whole life, when I was invited into the bed of two Bi girls. I was 21, at uni and, to be frank, they were all over each other like a rash and even though it would be stupid to say it wasn't one of the greatest nights of my single life, I felt like I was interloping, like I was interferring as they were very much into each other, and I didn't feel like I got the full service, which was how I was imagining it.

You've managed to make a sexual experience with two young bi woman sound dull. Well done on that one.

Message to all ageing lotharios