Brown's Economy

[Bovvered]

Further rise in UK jobless total

But hey, Labour will off set that for us,

While the manufacturing sector continued to suffer, the biggest increases in jobs came in education, health and public administration.

[wendigo100]

In one government department they need ten thousand more administrators to administer the existing ten thousand administrators.

[DimPrawn]

[threaded]

In one government department they need ten thousand more administrators to administer the existing ten thousand administrators.

noui consilia et ueteres quaecumque monetis amici, 'pone seram, cohibe'. sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes, qui nunc lasciuae furta puellae hac mercede silent? crimen commune tacetur. prospicit hoc prudens et a illis incipit uxor.

[DimPrawn]

That makes no sense whatsoever.

[wendigo100]

That makes no sense whatsoever.

I agree, I think your turd made more sense.

Then again, if I had a time machine to go back and talk like a native in ancient Rome, I'd probably have kept up my Latin after O level.

[Joe Black.]

I agree, I think your turd made more sense.

Then again, if I had a time machine to go back and talk like a native in ancient Rome, I'd probably have kept up my Latin after O level.

O levels. You old f*cker.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Stop making sense.

Kindly let me help you or you will drown said Tony putting the fish safely up a tree.

[Fungus]

noui consilia et ueteres quaecumque monetis amici, 'pone seram, cohibe'. sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes, qui nunc lasciuae furta puellae hac mercede silent? crimen commune tacetur. prospicit hoc prudens et a illis incipit uxor.

Translation:

"As I was saying to Tony Blair the other day, the problem is how to maximise the macro-economic endogenous growth. He asked me what I meant - he actually said "what the feck you talking 'bout man" - so I arranged for him to see my friend Mervyn King. He'll sort him out. Anyway, I couldn't talk too much as I had to rush off for an audience with the Pope. I don't give audiences often, but the Pope is special, so I made an exception for him. But I do hope he brings along some nice Vatican canteen pies."

[bogeyman]

noui consilia et ueteres quaecumque monetis amici, 'pone seram, cohibe'. sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes, qui nunc lasciuae furta puellae hac mercede silent? crimen commune tacetur. prospicit hoc prudens et a illis incipit uxor.

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