Disability Joke

[palatino winotype]

A bloke walks into a bar....

"P -P -P -Pint of b-b-b-b-b-b-beer p-p-p-please b-b-b-b-barman"

"C-C-C-C-Cert-t-t-tainly s-s-s-ir" says the barman.

Just then another bloke appears at the bar and says:

"Large whiskey please barman"

"Certainly Sir - be with you in just a moment" says the barman.

The beer drinker, on hearing this, growls at the barman:

"Are y-y-y-y-y-ou t-t-t-t-t-t-t-aking the-the p-p-p-p-p-is out of m-m-m-m-m-me?"

"D-D-D-D-on't b-b-b-b-b-be s-s-so s-s-s-s-silly"

says the barman

"I w-w-w-w-as t-t-t-t-taking t-t-the p-p-p-p-pis out of him!"

[fullyautomatix]

12.

Bye Pacharan.

[DodgyAgent]

A very PC joke

[Pondlife]

12.

Bye Pacharan.

This

[speling bee]

disability joke

palatino winotype

[OwlHoot]

A bloke walks into a bar....

"P -P -P -Pint of b-b-b-b-b-b-beer p-p-p-please b-b-b-b-barman"

"C-C-C-C-Cert-t-t-tainly s-s-s-ir" says the barman.

Just then another bloke appears at the bar and says:

"Large whiskey please barman"

"Certainly Sir - be with you in just a moment" says the barman.

The beer drinker, on hearing this, growls at the barman:

"Are y-y-y-y-y-ou t-t-t-t-t-t-t-aking the-the p-p-p-p-p-is out of m-m-m-m-m-me?"

"D-D-D-D-on't b-b-b-b-b-be s-s-so s-s-s-s-silly"

says the barman

"I w-w-w-w-as t-t-t-t-taking t-t-the p-p-p-p-pis out of him!"

It's a pretty disabled joke, but maybe not in the sense intended.

[Pondlife]

PW, Malc Buggery, Pachers & Gricer, who are all really the same sad little man walked in to a bar.

I say bar, it's more a bit of metal piping I keep in the boot of the car really.

And we can argue whether the force of the collision was more down to the speed they were walking at, or the speed the bar was moving all day. What's done is done.

Anyway result.

[speling bee]

PW, Malc Buggery, Pachers & Gricer, who are all really the same sad little man walked in to a bar.

I say bar, it's more a bit of metal piping I keep in the boot of the car really.

And we can argue whether the force of the collision was more down to the speed they were walking at, or the speed the bar was moving all day. What's done is done.

Anyway result.

Keep it on the engine and they'll be piping hot.

[Doggy Styles]

That didn't sound like Malc at all.

[SimonMac]

If you are going to do it do it right.

A dyslexic walks in to a bra