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    £70 to achieve perfection

    Very sceptical about so-called "beauty" fads.

    Latest to hit the headlines is collagen drinks. Endorsed by celebs such as Aneka Rice.

    Recommended to be taken daily for 4 weeks (8 weeks for "longer lasting" results). 10 cost £35 from boots - with a 3 for 2 that would mean £70 for a month's supply.

    Considering setting up a blog with close up daily photos of my ugly bits to watch the beautification in action, but would mean forking out £70. Could be a laugh though - couldn't find a single before/after photo on intertubes thingy. Wonder how many hits I'd get.

    Assuming the product is as useless as it probably will be, I wonder if I'd get my money back with evidence of it not working.

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    I know what you mean. I recently took out a course of treatment I received by email endorsed by Eastenders Sid Owen for penis enlargement using silicon injection. Would you like to see the posters?
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      I started the cabbage diet and now I have an office to myself.
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        no words needed
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          Give me £70 worth of booze and I will think you are Kelly Brook's twin

          I'm joking, would only take £20-£25 max
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            #6
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            Very sceptical about so-called "beauty" fads.

            Latest to hit the headlines is collagen drinks. Endorsed by celebs such as Aneka Rice.

            Recommended to be taken daily for 4 weeks (8 weeks for "longer lasting" results). 10 cost £35 from boots - with a 3 for 2 that would mean £70 for a month's supply.

            Considering setting up a blog with close up daily photos of my ugly bits to watch the beautification in action, but would mean forking out £70. Could be a laugh though - couldn't find a single before/after photo on intertubes thingy. Wonder how many hits I'd get.

            Assuming the product is as useless as it probably will be, I wonder if I'd get my money back with evidence of it not working.
            And don't forget the £250 jar of moisturiser that they try to get you to buy...
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #7
              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              And don't forget the £250 jar of moisturiser that they try to get you to buy...
              £70, it must contain that expensive ingredient 'Aqua'
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #8
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Wonder how many hits I'd get.
                I would take a look. But would MTT?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  £70, it must contain that expensive ingredient 'Aqua'
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Assuming the product is as useless as it probably will be, I wonder if I'd get my money back with evidence of it not working.
                    Legal Affairs

                    The best part is at the top: "...customers who read between the fine lines discover that the most potent active ingredient is their own gullibility."

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