Sent out various notifications over the past two weeks that I am taking down all the Dev/Test/Pro Prod environments for essential maintenance from 14:00 today, what are the bets for the time of the first person to ask why is it down?
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten. -
MD asks me to put a 'quick n dirty' fix in to see what was causing a serious performance issue
Chief BA is right behind it 'its crucial' so I warns them that it will not be dynamic and only hold a subset. Put the fix in
five minutes later, chief BA is emailing everyone 'this is no good, its only got half the data'
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13 minutes before I get the first email asking if theres anything wrong with the environment
I reply no, its as it should be at the moment.
5 mins later, OCS message from code monkey "Are you sure the environment is OK?"
Again I reply "its as it should be at the moment"
I wonder how long I can draw this out?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostSent out various notifications over the past two weeks that I am taking down all the Dev/Test/Pro Prod environments for essential maintenance from 14:00 today, what are the bets for the time of the first person to ask why is it down?The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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Originally posted by speling bee View PostWhy is it down?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Friday afternoon? No one but the highest order of arse lickers will even notice....Still InvoicingComment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostBecause I am on a mad power trip designed to remind code monkeys they are my playthings for me to torment and anger at my whim
make the code trolls pay!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostBecause I am on a mad power trip designed to remind code monkeys they are my playthings for me to torment and anger at my whimComment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostSent out various notifications over the past two weeks that I am taking down all the Dev/Test/Pro Prod environments for essential maintenance from 14:00 today, what are the bets for the time of the first person to ask why is it down?
I always send out a reminder five minutes before in case a numpty has ignored all the emails previously.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI reply no, its as it should be at the moment.Comment
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