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Kids Say the Funniest Things

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    Kids Say the Funniest Things

    Missus was telling me about something our littlun said at school the other day.

    The teacher went round the class asking each child what his/her parents did. The normal answers were forthcoming - teacher, policeman, doctor etc but when my nipper was asked he just said "My daddy lives at work"

    Yup, sounds like the average contractor lol.

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      #3
      Originally posted by palatino winotype View Post
      Missus was telling me about something our littlun said at school the other day.

      The teacher went round the class asking each child what his/her parents did. The normal answers were forthcoming - teacher, policeman, doctor etc but when my nipper was asked he just said "My daddy lives at work"

      Yup, sounds like the average contractor lol.
      I had to give him a reason why I only see him Sunday mornings.
      The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

      George Frederic Watts

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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        Things that didn't happen : Dissociative Identity Disorder Forum - Psych forums

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          #5
          Originally posted by speling bee View Post
          I had to give him a reason why I only see him Sunday mornings.
          Because daddy slept with Auntie Joyce????!!!!!

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            #6
            Ah this is what my ex suffered from. She'd do all sorts of tulip then deny it, e.g. drinking that bottle of wine, taking that codeine, going out with that guy for a drink

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              #7
              Originally posted by Platypus View Post
              Ah this is what my ex suffered from. She'd do all sorts of tulip then deny it, e.g. drinking that bottle of wine, taking that codeine, going out with that guy for a drink
              In that order?
              The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

              George Frederic Watts

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                #8
                Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
                Because daddy slept with Auntie Joyce????!!!!!
                NSFW!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by speling bee View Post
                  In that order?
                  Usually, yes

                  Followed by "it didn't happen"

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                    #10
                    When I was about 6 I used to say nubela instead of nebula. But luckily at that age I didn't have to talk about nebulae very often.
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