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Faux Pas of the Day...

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    Faux Pas of the Day...

    ...Or maybe the thread title should be I'm cr@p at small talk.

    Had a meeting earlier with a lady PM who I haven't been in contact with for about 6 months or so.

    I remarked on the fact that I'd noticed her surname had changed - "Just married? Congratulations...."

    "Actually, I've just recently got divorced..."


    #2
    Originally posted by wurzel View Post
    ...Or maybe the thread title should be I'm cr@p at small talk.

    Had a meeting earlier with a lady PM who I haven't been in contact with for about 6 months or so.

    I remarked on the fact that I'd noticed her surname had changed - "Just married? Congratulations...."

    "Actually, I've just recently got divorced..."

    To which you replied, "So, fancy a f**k ?"

    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #3
      Great stuff, will be gagging to get out there and enjoy herself then. Should have asked her out on a date!
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        If she went to the trouble to change her name back then it's fine you notice.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Originally posted by wurzel View Post
          ...Or maybe the thread title should be I'm cr@p at small talk.

          Had a meeting earlier with a lady PM who I haven't been in contact with for about 6 months or so.

          I remarked on the fact that I'd noticed her surname had changed - "Just married? Congratulations...."

          "Actually, I've just recently got divorced..."

          Should have arranged to get your CD collection back.
          The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

          George Frederic Watts

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            If she went to the trouble to change her name back then it's fine you notice.
            She probably thought op was coming onto her...
            ______________________
            Don't get mad...get even...

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              #7
              Does she have nice norks ?
              Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                #8
                To be honest, she's a bit long in the tooth; even for yours truly..

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                  #9
                  Did her divorce settlement enable her to purchase a brand new combine harvester?
                  Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by doomage View Post
                    Did her divorce settlement enable her to purchase a brand new combine harvester?
                    Let's just say I'm not particularly tempted to drive my tractor through her haystack...

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