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    Euphemism of the day

    I'm going for a random walk.

    => Brownian motion
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    You mean Drunkard's Walk, unless my basic stats is sadly forgotten.

    Edit: Ok it was. A drunkards walk is one kind of a random walk. Mathematically the most interesting one.
    Last edited by sasguru; 20 September 2012, 19:45.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      You mean Drunkard's Walk, unless my basic stats is sadly forgotten.
      It's a euphemism. I mean I'm having a tulip.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        It's a euphemism. I mean I'm having a tulip.
        I was hoping you didn't mean that.
        Me, me, me...

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          It's a euphemism. I mean I'm having a tulip.
          I know. Was being a pedant.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Mathematically the most interesting one.
            How so?
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              I know. Was being a pedant.
              We believe you sas
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                How so?
                Fc = -c(dx/dt)
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #9
                  Euphemism of the day
                  In the gym this evening I noticed a flyer for a "high quality protein shake" over the khazi

                  I wondered whether that was a euphemism...

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