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50th Wedding Anniversary present

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    50th Wedding Anniversary present

    My parent's 50th is coming up. I've no idea what to get them. Suggestion?
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

    #2
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    My parent's 50th is coming up. I've no idea what to get them. Suggestion?
    Love eggs and a butt plug?
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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      #3
      No, I need something that they won't already have, that has particular appropriateness to 50 years of marriage.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        My parent's 50th is coming up. I've no idea what to get them. Suggestion?
        As long as it's Gold, it shouldn't matter. Even better if it's original or specific to something they do together. Depending on how flush you feel, perhaps buying them an all-expenses-paid holiday in Australia's Gold Coast over the Winter season may go down well?

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          #5
          gold prince Albert?

          plenty of online jewllers that will do customised items.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            ShakeWeight? Good for keeping trim.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              My parent's 50th is coming up. I've no idea what to get them. Suggestion?
              Send 'em on a cruise out of Southampton or if you're a cheapskate
              Last edited by Troll; 23 September 2012, 21:31.
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #8
                Originally posted by Troll View Post
                or if you're a cheapskate
                hmmmm CUK crimble rendezvous anyone?
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #9
                  Hand-carved custom lovespoon?
                  You should be able to include enough symbolism to give a good celebration of their life together.

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                    #10
                    Dad doesn't fly, and they seem to be on cruises every other month. Maybe a kilo of gold. It might gain in value by the time I get it back

                    They're not really into the lovey dovey stuff.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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