Scored!

[palatino winotype]

I seem to spend a lot of time getting depressed thinking I'm old and over the hill.

I am in my 40s after all so I guess things are beginning to head south.

It's funny though because whenever I feel like this, along comes an event that belies my low opinion of my eligibilty as a decent squeeze.

It happened this very weekend as we were driving back from Cornwall. We popped into KFC at Gordano services and I ordered a family special from a very cute looking Russian chick while the wife was in the bog.

Well, my charm certainly put a twinkle in her eye and she informed me, in a very sexy, gravelly voice as she passed me the bargain bucket, that I had the same bone structure as Nijinsky.

Next thing I know, we're out in the box room for a bit of "fingers and tops"

Shame the wife came back so soon. I'd have liked to have given her a blast of my gentleman's relish.

[tractor]

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I seem to spend a lot of time getting depressed thinking I'm old and over the hill.

I am in my 40s after all so I guess things are beginning to head south.

It's funny though because whenever I feel like this, along comes an event that belies my low opinion of my eligibilty as a decent squeeze.

It happened this very weekend as we were driving back from Cornwall. We popped into KFC at Gordano services and I ordered a family special from a very cute looking Russian chick while the wife was in the bog.

Well, my charm certainly put a twinkle in her eye and she informed me, in a very sexy, gravelly voice as she passed me the bargain bucket, that I had the same bone structure as Nijinsky.

Next thing I know, we're out in the box room for a bit of "fingers and tops"

Shame the wife came back so soon. I'd have liked to have given her a blast of my gentleman's relish.

Don't get your hopes up, she was prob after a visa.

[OwlHoot]

Don't get your hopes up, she was prob after a visa.

and/or his wallet

[Bunk]

You know we've heard all this tulip before Pacharan

Exhibit A
Exhibit B

And there's plenty more where those came from.

[Doggy Styles]

We popped into KFC at Gordano services and I ordered a family special from a very cute looking Russian chick while the wife was in the bog.

Well, my charm certainly put a twinkle in her eye and she informed me, in a very sexy, gravelly voice as she passed me the bargain bucket, that I had the same bone structure as Nijinsky.

Next thing I know, we're out in the box room for a bit of "fingers and tops"

Nijinsky? I hope she didn't mean that you look like a horse. Then again, I do know some ladies who get aroused when they are up on theirs.

I did chat up a Russian lady working in the client's canteen a couple of years ago, but I didn't even get as far as a box room.

[fullyautomatix]

I seem to spend a lot of time getting depressed thinking I'm old and over the hill.

I am in my 40s after all so I guess things are beginning to head south.

It's funny though because whenever I feel like this, along comes an event that belies my low opinion of my eligibilty as a decent squeeze.

It happened this very weekend as we were driving back from Cornwall. We popped into KFC at Gordano services and I ordered a family special from a very cute looking Russian chick while the wife was in the bog.

Well, my charm certainly put a twinkle in her eye and she informed me, in a very sexy, gravelly voice as she passed me the bargain bucket, that I had the same bone structure as Nijinsky.

Next thing I know, we're out in the box room for a bit of "fingers and tops"

Shame the wife came back so soon. I'd have liked to have given her a blast of my gentleman's relish.

:

I know the feeling. Whenever the female species chooses the seat next to me on the train I get the feeling that I have scored.

[hyperD]

Don't get your hopes up, she was prob after a visa.

100% WHS.

[stek]

She was probably Polish, doubt a Russian could get a work permit for KFC...

[mudskipper]

She was probably imaginary, doubt a Russian could get a work permit for KFC...

FTFY