Hi, I'm Back!!!!!!

[nomadd]

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I was thinking, maybe we could save MF the effort of a first long re-welcome post by filling most of it in for him?

I'll start, but please feel free to add anything I've missed:

1. Did you miss me?
2. Americans are terrible to work with.
3. America is terrible.
4. My current project is very badly run. By Americans.
5. I've just completed a 500 mile bike ride.
6. You are all a pile of tw*ts...
7. ...Especially the mods.
8. I'm sleeping with all your mothers/sisters.

[speling bee]

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I was thinking, maybe we could save MF the effort of a first long re-welcome post by filling most of it in for him?

I'll start, but please feel free to add anything I've missed:

1. Did you miss me?
2. Americans are terrible to work with.
3. America is terrible.
4. My current project is very badly run. By Americans.
5. I've just completed a 500 mile bike ride.
6. You are all a pile of tw*ts...
7. ...Especially the mods.
8. I'm sleeping with all your mothers/sisters.

1 to 7 sound right.

But I thought he was only doing your mum. That is what your sisters told me.

[nomadd]

1 to 7 sound right.

But I thought he was only doing your mum. That is what your sisters told me.

That's heartening - as I don't have a sister. So it's maybe your mum he's doing? I'm sure he'll fill you in on his return.

[Judge Fred]

That's heartening - as I don't have a sister. So it's maybe your mum he's doing? I'm sure he'll fill you in on his return.

Maybe he's doing your dad, I always heard MF wasn't fussy. I know I'm not.

[eek]

Maybe he's doing your dad, I always heard MF wasn't fussy. I know I'm not.

And MF is back (again). He can't keep away.

[speling bee]

That's heartening - as I don't have a sister. So it's maybe your mum he's doing? I'm sure he'll fill you in on his return.

They're just embarrassed to admit they're related to you. They did confirm that you're not fussy.

[nomadd]

Maybe he's doing your dad, I always heard MF wasn't fussy. I know I'm not.

Well, my father died several years ago. He was cremated. His ashes were spread at sea. There's fussy, and there's impossible.

[nomadd]

They're just embarrassed to admit they're related to you. They did confirm that you're not fussy.

True, I'm not fussy. Your mum and sisters will confirm.

[speling bee]

Well, my father died several years ago. He was cremated. His ashes were spread at sea. There's fussy, and there's impossible.

No, your real dad.

[speling bee]

True, I'm not fussy. Your mum and sisters will confirm.

There we go. Who needs MF?