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If you had to chose between your wife and winning the lottery...

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    If you had to chose between your wife and winning the lottery...

    ...what would be the first car that you would buy?

    #2
    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
    ...what would be the first car that you would buy?
    A hearse?!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
      ...what would be the first car that you would buy?
      I once bought a 1967 Mustang from someone who gave me the impression that it had come down to his car or his wife. I have always wondered if he felt that he made the right choice.
      Job motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.

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        #4
        CP -'Hey , I won the lottery, go and pack the bags'
        Mrs CP -'Brilliant , where are we going ?'
        CP -'We're not going anywhere. Pack your bags and Fck Off'
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          So you win the lottery. You give half to your lawyer and half to your wife. So you are back where you started. Great.

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            #6
            Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
            ...what would be the first car that you would buy?
            Not married. So I don't see the Ferrari 458, the Veyron or the Aventador being a problem.

            Or the plane. Or the helicopter.
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              #7
              Originally posted by nomadd View Post
              Not married. So I don't see the Ferrari 458, the Veyron or the Aventador being a problem.

              Or the plane. Or the helicopter.
              If you win this Friday, I wouldn't see any of the above being an issue

              I'll have the new Mclaren thank you very much. Then a few days later, my own private hospital putting me back together. Then I'd buy a new Range Rover and forget supercars.

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                #8
                Whatever car my wife chooses, same as always.
                The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                George Frederic Watts

                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                  #9
                  Winning the lottery would be boring without someone to enjoy it with. Even for a loner like me.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    I've been loaded and lost the lot. I've started from scratch twice. It's not money or houses that make life worth living, it's friends and family.
                    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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