Team domination

[aussielong]

Every team needs someone who is across EVERYTHING. I'll take that role. No questions asked. These days I design everything. The BAs consult to me before doing anything. The PM is challenged in every standup. Now the PM emails me off the CC list, to get my agreement... Then sends out an email to the group once I'm onside. But still I dominate the PM in every meeting, despite this secret emailing.

All hard decisions made by me, quickly. Go on, think them through yourself, eventually you'll get to the same conclusions as me but by then I've moved on and I'm analysing you.

Take me on and you better be a super fly player.

The project is like a large game of chess. You think you got one up on me? I just parked a crafty bishop in the corner. Thatll come out in 20 moves time when I mate you from behind.

[Pondlife]

First.

[speling bee]

Every team needs someone who is across EVERYTHING. I'll take that role. No questions asked. These days I design everything. The BAs consult to me before doing anything. The PM is challenged in every standup. Now the PM emails me off the CC list, to get my agreement... Then sends out an email to the group once I'm onside. But still I dominate the PM in every meeting, despite this secret emailing.

All hard decisions made by me, quickly. Go on, think them through yourself, eventually you'll get to the same conclusions as me but by then I've moved on and I'm analysing you.

Take me on and you better be a super fly player.

The project is like a large game of chess. You think you got one up on me? I just parked a crafty bishop in the corner. Thatll come out in 20 moves time when I mate you from behind.

I hope you're better at work than you are at chess.

[MayContainNuts]

RACI!!!

[Ketchup]

Forgotten your medication again?

[sasguru]

And I had just completed my shortlist for prospective CUK Village Idiots already

[aussielong]

Roll up, roll up.

[speling bee]

Roll up, roll up.

White, two sugars for me, love.

[shaunbhoy]

Every team needs someone who is across EVERYTHING.

That would be you then. Just like nappy rash............a pain in the @rse with a propensity for bothering small children!!

[aussielong]

That would be you then. Just like nappy rash............a pain in the @rse with a propensity for bothering small children!!

I have an enviable and relentless capacity for knowledge acquisition and retention. I get to the point quickly. I see the flaws in your argument before you've finished your sentence.
I can formulate successful plans under stress when others are lost. I take hardened contractors and lead them to success and enlightenment.