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    What a Pillock!

    Just been down to London for a couple of nights, for the sake of an Amazon Web Services event in Shoreditch. Checked out of the hotel this morning and drove home - only to find I didn't have my keys

    Checking my phone, I found a voicemail message from the hotel telling me I'd left them in my room.

    Now about halfway through my second drive back from London of the day, having a coffee and a snack at Newport Pagnell services in a torrential downpour

    #2
    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Just been down to London for a couple of nights, for the sake of an Amazon Web Services event in Shoreditch. Checked out of the hotel this morning and drove home - only to find I didn't have my keys

    Checking my phone, I found a voicemail message from the hotel telling me I'd left them in my room.

    Now about halfway through my second drive back from London of the day, having a coffee and a snack at Newport Pagnell services in a torrential downpour
    LOL

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      Your spare set of keys are with a trusted friend/neighbour right?

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        #4
        Originally posted by fckvwls View Post
        Your spare set of keys are with a trusted friend/neighbour right?
        Trust? In my neighbourhood?

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          #5
          I was about to ask how you drove without your keys...
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            I was about to ask how you drove without your keys...
            Oh, I had the keys for both cars. No problem there - well, except that one of them was locked in and one locked out, because I didn't have the key for the gate

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              #7
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Oh, I had the keys for both cars. No problem there - well, except that one of them was locked in and one locked out, because I didn't have the key for the gate
              What was wrong with sending your butler back to get them!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
                What was wrong with sending your butler back to get them!!!!
                He was busy in the crack house - the one next door to the brothel. Can't get the staff these days…

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Just been down to London for a couple of nights, for the sake of an Amazon Web Services event in Shoreditch. Checked out of the hotel this morning and drove home - only to find I didn't have my keys

                  Checking my phone, I found a voicemail message from the hotel telling me I'd left them in my room.

                  Now about halfway through my second drive back from London of the day, having a coffee and a snack at Newport Pagnell services in a torrential downpour
                  nice and sunny down here

                  for now

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
                    nice and sunny down here

                    for now
                    It's been really nice all the way home, and all the way back, and then all the way home again until Newport Pagnell. In the space of about two minutes it's changed to looking like Mordor on a bad day

                    Right, back on the road again

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