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    Pimp my girlfriend

    I'm now going out with a girl I first went out with 20 years ago. Sensible young girl she was back then.

    She's now adorned with some tattoos, piercings and ginormous fake norks. And who taught her all these tricks?


    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'm now going out with a girl I first went out with 20 years ago. Sensible young girl she was back then.

    She's now adorned with some tattoos, piercings and ginormous fake norks. And who taught her all these tricks?

    Her 7 kids.
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      #3
      Originally posted by nomadd View Post
      Her 7 kids.
      And their 7 dads.
      The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

      George Frederic Watts

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        I'm now going out with a girl I first went out with 20 years ago. Sensible young girl she was back then.

        She's now adorned with some tattoos, piercings and ginormous fake norks. And who taught her all these tricks?

        Nearly every single guy in every town she has lived in?
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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          Nearly every single guy in every town she has lived in?
          I'd be asking what he's doing with your old lady?
          The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

          George Frederic Watts

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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            #6
            Originally posted by speling bee View Post
            And their 7 dads.
            Well, DimPrawn was responsible for the first 4. She just hasn't broken that to him yet...
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              #7
              Originally posted by nomadd View Post
              Well, DimPrawn was responsible for the first 4. She just hasn't broken that to him yet...
              He's probably guessed from the facial deformities.
              The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

              George Frederic Watts

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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