Shall I start carrying a knife

**DimPrawn** · 15 June 2006, 15:26

You REALY need to move to a better area.

**TheMonkey** · 15 June 2006, 15:28

Yes but I can't for various reasons at the moment.

Not only that, it was a nice area I got threatened in!

**ALM** · 15 June 2006, 15:30

Originally posted by TheMonkey

Yes but I can't for various reasons at the moment.

Not only that, it was a nice area I got threatened in!

Obviously not nice enough.

**TheMonkey** · 15 June 2006, 15:33

I was thinking about carrying a baseball bat, but I'd need a trench coat and a skin head to get away with that. Hmm - *thinks*

Originally posted by ALM

Obviously not nice enough.

Kingston upon Thames actually! Fairly nice. Around 8-9 on the "I'm not scared to walk the streets scale"

Ironically it was a crack head wanting money. He got shirty when I said "not unless you take VISA!"

**Clog II The Avenger** · 15 June 2006, 15:43

Originally posted by TheMonkey

For the 4th time now I've been threatened with a knife (I'm just a magnet for tards).

Should I start carrying one myself for defence purposes?

If so, what the hell can I get away with carrying?

You shouldn’t keep insulting the chefs when you eat out!

**MrsGoof** · 15 June 2006, 15:45

Originally posted by TheMonkey

I was thinking about carrying a baseball bat, but I'd need a trench coat and a skin head to get away with that. Hmm - *thinks*

Kingston upon Thames actually! Fairly nice. Around 8-9 on the "I'm not scared to walk the streets scale"

Ironically it was a crack head wanting money. He got shirty when I said "not unless you take VISA!"

They spread out from the Cambridge estate, cos "It's out territory". quote from a run in with one such chap.

**TheMonkey** · 15 June 2006, 15:45

Originally posted by Clog II The Avenger

You shouldn’t keep insulting the chefs when you eat out!

I've only ever done that once, when I recieved a fried egg that was still mostly uncooked. It ended up all over the floor as the bugger refused to do anything about it.

**TheMonkey** · 15 June 2006, 15:47

Originally posted by MrsGoof

They spread out from the Cambridge estate, cos "It's out territory". quote from a run in with one such chap.

Shouldn't we just nuke half of these estates or at least cut their cocks off so they can't spread the disease.

**AlfredJPruffock** · 15 June 2006, 15:49

My advice is to outsmart the muggers by looking more desperate than they are, always dress shabbily with plenty of stubble and adopt a menacing glare at anyone in your vicinty.

PS Dont try this in the office kids

Shall I start carrying a knife