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    20 Spectacularly Nerdy Science Joke

    20 Spectacularly Nerdy Science Jokes
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

    #2
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Number 10 took a while but I got there in the end.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
      Number 10 took a while but I got there in the end.
      I've got Na na na na na na na na na batman. Which is a few sodiums short of a batman tune, so not sure I got it right.

      Could someone explain?

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        I've got Na na na na na na na na na batman. Which is a few sodiums short of a batman tune, so not sure I got it right.

        Could someone explain?
        Half the sodiums short. There's one sodium for each NaNa in the theme tune.

        Yes, they've got the atomic number right.
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost

          Where's SAS when we need him?
          Now there's a phrase you don't often hear!
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #6
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            I've got Na na na na na na na na na batman. Which is a few sodiums short of a batman tune, so not sure I got it right.

            Could someone explain?
            5 53 9 9! 19 84 74!
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #7
              Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
              Now there's a phrase you don't often hear!
              Unless you hang around in prison shower blocks.....
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                Now there's a phrase you don't often hear!
                Along with "It's my round" or "I was wrong and I apologise"
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  5 53 9 9! 19 84 74!
                  2 2!

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                    #10
                    http://web.mst.edu/~gbert/names.html

                    Tetramethyl-chicken wire.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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