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Life is good when you dont have any kids

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    Life is good when you dont have any kids

    Today at clientco one of the permies chirped up he couldnt afford to get drunk, and I said come on vodka is cheap. To which he said, do you have three children? To which I said no, but I have lots of condoms.


    #2
    I don't understand why anyone would want to destroy their life by having kids.

    Seems many people just do it for the sake of it and don't think rationally about the years of trauma they are about to subject themselves to.

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      #3
      No kids. Had the best time.

      Did I miss out? No, I helped bring up a partner's son and he's a great guy and we all socialise (and he's a pretty mean guitarist and sound engineer too ).
      Me, me, me...

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        #4
        If you can afford to bring up 3 kids, you can afford vodka.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          It is, but we are all going to have to look after each other when we get old.
          Now there's an attractive thought ...
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #6
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            It is, but we are all going to have to look after each other when we get old.
            Now there's an attractive thought ...
            That's ok, i intent to die in a tragic orgasm-related accident when i'm 65.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              It is, but we are all going to have to look after each other when we get old.
              Now there's an attractive thought ...
              Ah Zipster - nail / head.
              Me, me, me...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Robinho View Post
                That's ok, i intent to die in a tragic orgasm-related accident when i'm 65.
                Nobody should die alone
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Robinho View Post
                  That's ok, i intent to die in a tragic orgasm-related accident when i'm 65.
                  Like Micheal Hutchence ?
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    If you can afford to bring up 3 kids, you can afford vodka.
                    And it might only cost you 70p a bottle of potent orange wine (or hippy juice) if you make it yourself.

                    (I've got the home brew bug.. )
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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