• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Do you want me in your team?

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
Collapse
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Do you want me in your team?

    In the last week I've done a huge amount of development and got the project back on track. In today's standup I find out the BA is writing the requirements for dev work I did months ago. Looking up at the ceiling I barked "WHAT?". I then put my red beams on the BA who could not even look me in the eye. BA muttered something inaudible and shuffled from one foot to the other. The PM intervenes asking me which ticket im working on. I completely ignored that question, and got stuck into the BA. "Have you done my test cases?". BA shakes head, still shoe gazing. I call "right, meeting over" and everyone slopes off. The PM is stumped.

    #2


    Sorry, but I'm out!
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

    Comment


      #3
      If I am ever setting up a team that requires the services of a Grade A asshole, I'll be sure to give you a call to fulfill that function.
      Until then..................dream on.

      HTH

      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

      Comment


        #4

        Comment


          #5
          Originally posted by aussielong View Post
          The PM is stumped.
          This part is believable at least.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

          Comment


            #6
            I've finally figured AL - he's having a larf!

            What a little joker he is, no-one could be that much of a prize tit in real life.
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

            Comment


              #7
              You wouldn't be long for the world in my team. As PM, I reckon you'd be gone within 6 weeks tops.

              Comment


                #8
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                I've finally figured AL - he's having a larf!

                What a little joker he is, no-one could be that much of a prize tit in real life.
                +1
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

                Comment


                  #9
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  I've finally figured AL - he's having a larf!

                  What a little joker he is, no-one could be that much of a prize tit in real life.
                  Oh right. When can the rest of us start AL?
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Thing is he comes on here trolling with all the subtlety his countrymen are renowned for and finds takers every time. Joke is on the biters not the bitee, to coin a word and a phrase.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X