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#1

Whats Yellow and Dangerous?

4 October 2012, 09:55

As many answers needed to this joke as you can please

Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy

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4 October 2012, 09:57

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4 October 2012, 09:58

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

As many answers needed to this joke as you can please

is disgusting and filthy allowed ?
enough to make sergeant major throw up ?

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4 October 2012, 09:58

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4 October 2012, 09:59

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4 October 2012, 10:01

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4 October 2012, 10:01

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4 October 2012, 10:01

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4 October 2012, 10:22

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