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EternalOptimist
4th October 2012, 13:25
So far we have identified

betty
doris
gertrude


there is no way on this earth I would kn0b a bird called gertrude


no way




:rolleyes:

TestMangler
4th October 2012, 13:36
I knobbed a bird called Philomina when I was 17. Don't think that will ever be repeated.

Mich the Tester
4th October 2012, 13:36
So far we have identified

betty
doris
gertrude


there is no way on this earth I would kn0b a bird called gertrude


no way




:rolleyes:

You mean you ask their name first?

Very old fashioned indeed.

TestMangler
4th October 2012, 13:38
You mean you ask their name first?

Very old fashioned indeed.

Absolutely. I always ask for the price and the available discounts before getting personal :tongue

Cliphead
4th October 2012, 13:39
I knobbed a bird called Philomina when I was 17. Don't think that will ever be repeated.

I did a Philomena too, common name in Ireland.

Did a Eunice once.

Old Hack
4th October 2012, 13:39
I knobbed a bird called Philomina when I was 17. Don't think that will ever be repeated.

Philharmonica?

Hats off fella

Mich the Tester
4th October 2012, 13:41
He does have a point though. I did a google image search on gertrude and they're all old mingers.

Robinho
4th October 2012, 13:41
Lisa Riley

Mich the Tester
4th October 2012, 13:42
I did a Phil O'Mena too, common name in Ireland.


Did he chat you up or did you chat him up?

northernladuk
4th October 2012, 13:45
So far we have identified

betty
doris
gertrude


there is no way on this earth I would kn0b a bird called gertrude


no way




:rolleyes:

I see why...

gertrude - Google Search (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=gertrude&hl=en&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=xJJtUPePJIKI4gTZnoDADQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=939#hl=en&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=gertrude&oq=gertrude&gs_l=img.3..0l10.10364.12012.2.12147.9.6.0.3.3.0.1 66.659.2j4.6.0...0.0...1c.1.cCF_pBwH6gQ&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=73ee0978d5584e76&biw=1280&bih=939)

DimPrawn
4th October 2012, 13:45
A few here have had their nob in Annette.


Annette Curtain

:igmc:

Mich the Tester
4th October 2012, 13:56
So far we have identified

betty
doris
gertrude


there is no way on this earth I would kn0b a bird called gertrude


no way




:rolleyes:

How about Betty Kourakou (http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&safe=off&q=betty&psj=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&biw=1366&bih=622&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=D5VtUND6KPTB0gXT9oH4Cg#um=1&hl=nl&safe=off&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=betty+kourakou&oq=betty+kourakou&gs_l=img.3..0i24l2.55600.57705.0.58005.9.5.0.4.4.0 .52.220.5.5.0...0.0...1c.1.hdYFCb5VjGQ&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=d17b6dd2a236977b&biw=1366&bih=622)?

Cliphead
4th October 2012, 13:58
Did he chat you up or did you chat him up?

Hah. An oldie but a goodie.

TestMangler
4th October 2012, 13:59
Also did an 'Agnes' in my teens. Not a name your hear often nowadays.

Mich the Tester
4th October 2012, 14:01
Also did an 'Agnes' in my teens. Not a name your hear often nowadays.

Google image search Agnes Fischer

I would.

Troll
4th October 2012, 14:07
I see why...

gertrude - Google Search (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=gertrude&hl=en&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=xJJtUPePJIKI4gTZnoDADQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=939#hl=en&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=gertrude&oq=gertrude&gs_l=img.3..0l10.10364.12012.2.12147.9.6.0.3.3.0.1 66.659.2j4.6.0...0.0...1c.1.cCF_pBwH6gQ&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=73ee0978d5584e76&biw=1280&bih=939)Apparently a BJ from a woman who takes her dentures out is meant to be outstanding... just saying like

speling bee
4th October 2012, 14:10
He does have a point though. I did a google image search on gertrude and they're all old mingers.

Even Dirty Gerty from number thirty?

Old Hack
4th October 2012, 14:12
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktd2byE7Oa1qa6m7zo1_400.jpg

Queen Gertrude of Flanders...

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120221164125/blackadder/images/e/eb/Blackadder_queen_gertrude_of_flanders.jpg

Blackadder

speling bee
4th October 2012, 14:14
Also did an 'Agnes' in my teens. Not a name your hear often nowadays.

But common enough back then.

Old Hack
4th October 2012, 14:15
And then again:

Probably very NSFW, just saying like.

http://idata.over-blog.com/0/28/08/82/2010-Festival-et-Off/gertrude_christian-peter.jpg

Might take the wife to see that play....

BA to the Stars
4th October 2012, 14:20
I know a Penelope.

Just the one.

Sadly, not exactly intimately.

Is she a lady? (with a pink Rolls-Royce)

Robinho
4th October 2012, 14:40
Probably should mark this thread NWS really shouldn't you?

TestMangler
4th October 2012, 14:41
But common enough back then.

What do you mean 'back then' ?? It was only the early 80's ya cheeky bastid !!

Seems like only yesterday....jumpers for goalposts......girls that would do it for a swig of fortified wine.....

BoredBloke
4th October 2012, 14:43
I had a girlfriend called Shirley and I dumped her because of her name

speling bee
4th October 2012, 14:43
What do you mean 'back then' ?? It was only the early 80's ya cheeky bastid !!

Seems like only yesterday....jumpers for goalposts......girls that would do it for a swig of fortified wine.....

But among pensioners it was common enough then. Betty Bute Buckfast was probably still game.

speling bee
4th October 2012, 14:46
Shirley Crabtree - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Crabtree)
I had a girlfriend called Shirley and I dumped her because of her name

Did you take up with the Giant Haystack afterwards?

TestMangler
4th October 2012, 14:46
But among pensioners it was common enough then. Betty Bute Buckfast was probably still game.

We were posh in them days (and i lived in Glasgow then). I went for the posh birds like Philomina and Agnes who looked down their horn rimmed spectacles at Buckfast drinkers. The posh birds liked Old England finest cream Sherry and cans of Tuborg laced with cider :happy

shaunbhoy
4th October 2012, 14:47
Seems like only yesterday....jumpers for goalposts......girls that would do it for a swig of fortified wine.....

That WAS only yesterday in Bute.

:tongue

administrator
4th October 2012, 14:52
I had a girlfriend called Shirley and I dumped her because of her name

Shirley that's no excuse to dump a bird?

:igmc:

vetran
4th October 2012, 14:58
Summer - far too pretentious

Safe but scarily sad:

Summer Glau Tribute - Page 1 of 290 (http://summerglau.tumblr.com/)

oh all right then so long as she promises to buy me breakfast!

TestMangler
4th October 2012, 15:03
That WAS only yesterday in Bute.

:tongue

Cheeky Bhoy !! I lived in Glasgow back in the 'old days' :smile

Paddy
4th October 2012, 15:33
I had a girlfriend called Shirley and I dumped her because of her name

Shirley was an uncommon but distinctly a male name

Shirley (novel) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_%28novel%29)

darmstadt
4th October 2012, 16:51
Shirley was an uncommon but distinctly a male name

Shirley (novel) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_%28novel%29)

A famous Shirley that MTT wouldn't:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/BigDaddy.jpg

vetran
4th October 2012, 17:40
A famous Shirley that MTT wouldn't:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/BigDaddy.jpg

how do you know he wouldn't?

Mich the Tester
4th October 2012, 17:45
how do you know he wouldn't?

Because I'm here and I can tell you I wouldn't. So there.

speling bee
4th October 2012, 17:48
Because I'm here and I can tell you I wouldn't. So there.

He is probably a bit gamey by now.

doodab
4th October 2012, 18:33
Have we had Ermintrude?

speling bee
4th October 2012, 18:39
Have we had Ermintrude?

Mich has.

mudskipper
4th October 2012, 18:42
Lots of old names are coming back. When I was growing up, if you met a Lily, she was 70 plus. Now she's likely to be under 5.

Same with Grace, May, Emily etc.

Only a matter of time before we get a few Gerties.

speling bee
4th October 2012, 18:50
Lots of old names are coming back. When I was growing up, if you met a Lily, she was 70 plus. Now she's likely to be under 5.

Same with Grace, May, Emily etc.

Only a matter of time before we get a few Gerties.

Sure but we're not talking about Sir Jimmy.

BrilloPad
4th October 2012, 18:54
So far we have identified

betty
doris
gertrude


there is no way on this earth I would kn0b a bird called gertrude


no way




:rolleyes:

Good. My grandmother was called gertrude. Died in 2001. And I still reckon after 11 years in the ground she is too good for you.

And my daughter is named after her. Middle name Trudie. She is 10. So only suitable for Jimmy Saville. And Gary Glitter.

darmstadt
4th October 2012, 18:56
Dirk Kuyt's missus is called Gertrude and looks a bit of a laugh:

http://totalfootballmadness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Gertrude.jpg

darmstadt
4th October 2012, 20:02
Wouldn't do his:

http://www.tvacres.com/images/bird_emu3.jpg

but his wasn't too bad (those dark kohl'ed eyes):

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/31/article-1081974-0032766A00000258-730_468x286.jpg

NotAllThere
5th October 2012, 05:36
Soo is Sooty's bit of fluff.

BrilloPad
5th October 2012, 07:50
Soo is Sooty's bit of fluff.

Don't tell sweep or there will be a pagga.