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Birds I wouldn't do, because of their name - NSFW

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    Birds I wouldn't do, because of their name - NSFW

    So far we have identified

    betty
    doris
    gertrude


    there is no way on this earth I would kn0b a bird called gertrude


    no way




    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    I knobbed a bird called Philomina when I was 17. Don't think that will ever be repeated.
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      So far we have identified

      betty
      doris
      gertrude


      there is no way on this earth I would kn0b a bird called gertrude


      no way




      You mean you ask their name first?

      Very old fashioned indeed.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        You mean you ask their name first?

        Very old fashioned indeed.
        Absolutely. I always ask for the price and the available discounts before getting personal
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #5
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          I knobbed a bird called Philomina when I was 17. Don't think that will ever be repeated.
          I did a Philomena too, common name in Ireland.

          Did a Eunice once.
          Me, me, me...

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            #6
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
            I knobbed a bird called Philomina when I was 17. Don't think that will ever be repeated.
            Philharmonica?

            Hats off fella

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              #7
              He does have a point though. I did a google image search on gertrude and they're all old mingers.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Lisa Riley

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                  I did a Phil O'Mena too, common name in Ireland.
                  Did he chat you up or did you chat him up?
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    So far we have identified

                    betty
                    doris
                    gertrude


                    there is no way on this earth I would kn0b a bird called gertrude


                    no way




                    I see why...

                    gertrude - Google Search
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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