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Whatever did I do before the internet?

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    Whatever did I do before the internet?

    WTF Should I Do Today?

    Currently advising me to start a revolution...
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Stalk a stranger.

    Yeah, liking that!
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #3
      Originally posted by hyperD View Post
      Shout 'cretin' at a stranger.

      Yeah, liking that!
      FTFY
      The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

      George Frederic Watts

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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        #4
        Originally posted by speling bee View Post
        FTFY
        I actually did that the other day. Well, ******* cretin actually. Some jogger jogged into me and didn't even stop to say sorry.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          You should

          Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up

          How does it know there's stuff all over the floor.

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            I actually did that the other day. Well, ******* cretin actually. Some jogger jogged into me and didn't even stop to say sorry.
            You should learn to bloody walk straight then.

            The number of cretins who can't walk straight especially if they are on their phones or who take up the entire pavement is unbelievable.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #7
              Shout Now Then, Now Then, Now Then while leering at a 15 year old schoolgirl
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                You should learn to bloody walk straight then.

                The number of cretins who can't walk straight especially if they are on their phones or who take up the entire pavement is unbelievable.
                I do walk straight. However in this instance I was actually standing still. It wasn't the actual impact that annoyed me so much as the total lack of manners.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  You should

                  Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up

                  How does it know there's stuff all over the floor.
                  Reminds me of Pugilism and the Third Autistic Cuckoo from Dirk Gently.

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