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While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Stalk a stranger.
Yeah, liking that!If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers. -
Originally posted by hyperD View PostShout 'cretin' at a stranger.
Yeah, liking that!The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
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Originally posted by speling bee View PostFTFYWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI actually did that the other day. Well, ******* cretin actually. Some jogger jogged into me and didn't even stop to say sorry.
The number of cretins who can't walk straight especially if they are on their phones or who take up the entire pavement is unbelievable."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Shout Now Then, Now Then, Now Then while leering at a 15 year old schoolgirlWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostYou should learn to bloody walk straight then.
The number of cretins who can't walk straight especially if they are on their phones or who take up the entire pavement is unbelievable.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostYou should
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up
How does it know there's stuff all over the floor.Comment
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