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    Glastonbury 2013

    Who got tickets then?




    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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    I've simply poured 50 tonnes of mud, 1000 litres of water, a gallon of urine and excrement with a scattering of partially used condoms onto my living room floor, turned the radio up to full volume, downed a bottle of Tesco value vodka, eaten a tray of raw "dog bits", ripped off all my clothes and lied face down in the congealed mess to recreate the whole experience.

    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
      Who got tickets then?




      Feeling a bit old and the kids too young. Will look for a smallish festival next year.
      The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

      George Frederic Watts

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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        #4
        Originally posted by hyperD View Post
        I've simply poured 50 tonnes of mud, 1000 litres of water, a gallon of urine and excrement with a scattering of partially used condoms onto my living room floor, turned the radio up to full volume, downed a bottle of Tesco value vodka, eaten a tray of raw "dog bits", ripped off all my clothes and lied face down in the congealed mess to recreate the whole experience.

        What's a partially used condom? The mind boggles...


        Some of my mates go every year. Bought a ticket a few years back, but decided I was too old and knackered. Even more old and knackered now, so think BBC coverage in the comfort of my armchair with a nice glass of merlot is more my level.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
          Who got tickets then?
          Aren't you too old for this now, granddad ?

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            #6
            Glastonbury 2013

            I'm planning to go to Womad next year. Glastonbury sold out in an hour and a half.
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #7
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              What's a partially used condom? The mind boggles...
              Slimy on the outside only?

              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
                Who got tickets then?




                Confirmation Ruprect is 12 years old.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by speling bee View Post
                  Feeling a bit old and the kids too young. Will look for a smallish festival next year.
                  Ben and Jerry is good with kiddies. As much free ice cream as you can shovel down.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Ben and Jerry is good with kiddies. As much free ice cream as you can shovel down.
                    Both are mates of Jimmy though!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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