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**John Galt** · 16 June 2006, 12:02

Try amusing yourself by thinking of the ways you could really upset all the people you don't like. Failing that have 8 beers at lunch

**bennyboy** · 16 June 2006, 12:15

Originally posted by zeitghost

so it must be time for lunch.

Feck I'm bored.

If it makes you feel better I'm off to Greece for 2 months starting tomorrow

**ladymuck** · 16 June 2006, 12:43

I took an early lunch because I was so bored I just had to get out the office. Wish I hadn't coz now it seems like the afternoon is lasting forever. Can't wait 'till the end of July when I escape this place!!

**AlfredJPruffock** · 16 June 2006, 13:15

Now and Zen

Now and Zen

One bright sunny day an IT contractor visited the Buddah with a bunch of flowers in his right hand and a bunch of flowers in his left hand.

As he approached the Buddah said , now drop that which is in your right hand.

And so he let the flowers fall to the ground.

Walking closer to the Buddah, he said , now drop what is in your left hand.

And so he let the flowers fall to the ground.

Now he stood directly in front of the Buddah and the Buddah proclaimed,

Now drop that which is neither in your right hand or your left.

Upon hearing this the IT contractor immediately became enlightened.

**threaded** · 16 June 2006, 13:53

What did the Zen master say to the hotdog vendor?

**bogeyman** · 16 June 2006, 13:54

Originally posted by threaded

What did the Zen master say to the hotdog vendor?

Mustard and ketchup with that please?

**threaded** · 16 June 2006, 14:05

Originally posted by bogeyman

Mustard and ketchup with that please?

Moo

**bennyboy** · 16 June 2006, 14:07

Originally posted by threaded

What did the Zen master say to the hotdog vendor?

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

or

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

**bogeyman** · 16 June 2006, 14:11

Originally posted by threaded

Moo

"Man who say Moo to hotdog vendor go hungry (and look slightly stupid)"

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