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    Mildly amusing link

    Linky
    SUFTUM

    May life give you what you need, rather than what you want....

    #2
    Originally posted by Netraider View Post
    SFW?

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      #3
      yes
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        yes
        Worth reading?
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          Worth reading?
          i liked it
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            i liked it
            Probably too intellectual for me then.
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              Very close to an actual truth. When people have technical problems, it's because they are not nice to their little gadgets, appliances and tools. Whenever you use something, even if it's only a lowly screwdriver, always say thanks you have done a great job and make it feel wanted. Increases reliability enormously.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Very close to an actual truth. When people have technical problems, it's because they are not nice to their little gadgets, appliances and tools. Whenever you use something, even if it's only a lowly screwdriver, always say thanks you have done a great job and make it feel wanted. Increases reliability enormously.
                So what your saying is that if you love your tool then you will be emotionally happy & it will work better
                Growing old is mandatory
                Growing up is optional

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  Probably too intellectual for me then.
                  I liked it on so many levels
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Blocked here: 'adult humour'

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