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    Wife's 40th

    Wife's 40th coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.

    Points for originality (i.e. not "pearl necklace", "take her up the oxo tower" etc.. you know you can do better than that)
    We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
    - Douglas Adams

    #2
    Face lift.
    Liposuction.
    Boob job.
    Botox.
    That one where you inject stuff in their bum.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      That one where you inject stuff in their bum.
      I thought he said 'take her up the oxo tower' was out of bounds?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        what does she like? - I'm not talking about Celery and the Flying helmet.

        The more customised it is the better.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Took Mrs PL business class to NYC for a long weekend. Tix for a show, a few nice dinners, bit of shopping and some sightseeing.




          Ah, I seem to have accidentally provided a sensible answer and have embarrassed myself again by being the only one. Sorry folks.

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            #6
            Is there anything on her "bucket" list such as a trip in a helicopter, trip on the Orient Express (they do day trips with dining etc.), weekend in Paris, etc.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              I thought he said 'take her up the oxo tower' was out of bounds?
              Yes but what about the birthday present?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                iphone 5 for business use only

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
                  Wife's 40th coming up. Therefore asking the esteemed congregation (wierdo strangers on the internet) what special things I could do for this grand occasion.

                  Points for originality (i.e. not "pearl necklace", "take her up the oxo tower" etc.. you know you can do better than that)
                  Find a younger version?

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                    #10
                    Take her on a tour of dodgy strip clubs. To remind her how lucky she is. Unless she is a 40 year old stripper herself, in which case, well done you!
                    Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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