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    Willy waving

    Let's settle the argument once and for all.

    Poll to follow...
    21
    0 to <1 - I'm a lady/post-op
    19.05%
    4
    1 to <2 - Just a little dick
    0.00%
    0
    2 to <3 - Wee willy winky
    0.00%
    0
    3 to <4 - Small, but perfectly formed
    0.00%
    0
    4 to <5 - Size doesn't matter
    0.00%
    0
    5 to <6 - Average (yes, really, it's been over-reported for years!)
    9.52%
    2
    6 to <7 - Normal+
    4.76%
    1
    7 to <8 - Super size me!
    4.76%
    1
    8 to <9 - Hanging around
    9.52%
    2
    9 to <10 - Big boy
    0.00%
    0
    10+ Max Gentleman
    14.29%
    3
    AndyW's mum isn't complaining
    38.10%
    8

    #2
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Let's settle the argument once and for all.

    Poll to follow...
    Where's the poll?
    The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

    George Frederic Watts

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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      #3
      Originally posted by speling bee View Post
      Where's the poll?
      in my trousers - Wooof!!!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          in my trousers - Wooof!!!
          Groan...

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            #6
            I don't want to boast, but this song was written about me.

            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Where's the "large enough to fill a pram" option?
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Be advised that this is a public poll: other users can see the choice(s) you selected.
                So, it'll all be 10+ then.

                I guess you read the same article my wife did. (As I found out after she approached me with a tape-measure).
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Where's the "large enough to fill a pram" option?
                  We have found the fourth celebrity.
                  The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                  George Frederic Watts

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                    #10
                    Facts about penis size

                    "For decades, medical books and articles in the press have confidently stated that penile length is generally about 6.5 inches (16.5 centimetres).

                    As a result, a lot of males who are slightly shorter than this have felt rather inadequate.

                    However, it now seems that the statistics on which this 'average' was based could well have a serious flaw. It is this: the figure was originally calculated by collecting measurements that men had carried out themselves!"

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