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    Plan B

    Well they've done if for celebrities

    Fame Daddy celebrity sperm bank launched | The Sun |News

    What about contractors? Put away those tissues boys, I've got a plan to make us all rich. Obviously you'll all have to be vetted to ensure that you are really super rich contractors, Dim prawn entrepeneurs, mathematical retirees and Andorran visiting semi professional cricketers (snigger). I give you www.cukdaddy.com

    Assuming you all pass the initial tests I'll be looking to send around Mary Poppins or AtW to collect a sample for further screening. It will be 50p a passable sample. Simon Mac we have a cap of no more than 200 samples a week thanks.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Sticky thread?
    Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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      #3
      You've been watching the "money" slip through your hands for years......

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        #4
        Originally posted by doomage View Post
        Sticky thread?


        And he pulls another one out of the bag!
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
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        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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          #5
          Thoughts for Naught

          Take a look around , what a mess were living in,
          God he created love but man he created sin
          Takin from the earth but never ever puttin in
          Now what becomes of man when he has used up everythin?


          Tell me!


          Now is the time to set things right
          Now is the time we should unite
          We don't need revolution we just need to open our eyes
          Revolution is no solution we ought to realise...

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            #6
            You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to doomage again.
            sorry, enjoy the glow
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by palatino winotype View Post
              Take a look around , what a mess were living in,
              God he created love but man he created sin
              Takin from the earth but never ever puttin in
              Now what becomes of man when he has used up everythin?


              Tell me! ....
              We'll move on and start asset stripping another solar system, and another and another ...
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #8
                AussieLong will the the sperm collector

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                  #9
                  No "A-lister" in their right mind would partake of such a thing, given that they would be at the wrong end of a lawsuit for supporting the child.
                  It's a con.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post


                    And he pulls another one out of the sack!
                    FTFY
                    The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                    George Frederic Watts

                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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