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[EternalOptimist]

the missus has half a pig in the oven. I have to carve it in a few minutes.

but I still have a full can in front of me.

god, what a dillemma.

I know. Ill save time by stopping posti.....

[BrilloPad]

the missus has half a pig in the oven. I have to carve it in a few minutes.

but I still have a full can in front of me.

god, what a dillemma.

I know. Ill save time by stopping posti.....

My wife married half a pig.

[mudskipper]

If pigs could fly I'd fly a pig
To foreign countries small and big
To Italy and Spain
To Austria where cow bells ring
To Germany where people sing
And then come home again

I'd see the Ghangis and the Nile
I'd visit Madagascar's isle
And Persia and Peru
People would say they'd never seen
So odd so strange an air machine
As that on which I flew

Yes everyone would raise a shout
To see his trotters and his snout
Come floating from the sky.
And I would be a famous star
In all the countries near and far
If only pigs could fly