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    Would you take lifestyle lessons from a man who has only just learnt to wash his hands?
    Coffee's for closers

    #2
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Would you take lifestyle lessons from a man who has only just learnt to wash his hands?
    PMSL him.

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      #3
      Methinks said Mod was not happy about the competition.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        His program sounds rubbish anyway.

        No mention of shinier hair, stronger nails or whiter teeth.

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          His program sounds rubbish anyway.

          No mention of shinier hair, stronger nails or whiter teeth.
          Was he selling pedigree chum then?
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Was he selling pedigree chum then?
            Wow, does Pedigree Chum do all that? Sounds like lunch is sorted.

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              #7
              The funny thing is, locking it means nobody can hijack the thread. I've already had 3 x PMs about the course: sasguru, OldHack and jolly TestMangler.

              Locking the thread was merely ... Boring.

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                #8
                Originally posted by aussielong View Post
                Locking the thread was merely ... Boring.
                I was hoping to reflect the course.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  I was hoping to reflect the course.
                  I bet you have a sign on your desk saying "You don't have to be mad to work here...but it helps!".

                  And a little lapel badge that says "I'm really really mad."

                  And a t-shirt with an arrow pointing to the (absent) person next to you saying "I'm with the nutter."

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                    #10
                    Powerful directed libido sounds like the ability to aim one's jizz precisely from 6 feet away.

                    Eat lots of fish and fresh fruit and veg.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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