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    Wight Trash

    My latest shenanigans saw my drinking adventures come crashing to the ground, literally, at the Old Comical Inn, Ryde on the IOW.

    I entered into a lively saloon bar where I brushed past a crowd of innebriated islanders before the landlord held me in his steely gaze prompting me to place my order.

    However, it transpired that I was mistaken as our host had a lazy eye and he took umbrage at my interruption.

    Digging myself deeper into the hole, I proceeded to utter the very last thing one should say to an individual afflicted with such a deformity.

    "Sorry, I thought you were looking at me"

    This was the cue for the landlord and his assorted minions to propel me headlong through the door onto the pavement where I landed in the lap of some nicotine stained old trollop who was unconscious on the pavement from having over indulged on pink lambrini.

    The motif on her tee shirt?

    Wight Trash.

    I couldn't help but chuckle.

    #2
    Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post
    I landed in the lap of some nicotine stained old trollop who was unconscious on the pavement from having over indulged on pink lambrini.

    The motif on her tee shirt?

    Wight Trash.

    I couldn't help but chuckle.
    you met my ex then?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      you met my ex then?
      Reading between the lines I think he shagged her.
      Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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        #4
        Must try better Malc, the Old Comical is in Sandown, not Ryde

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          #5
          Originally posted by doomage View Post
          Reading between the lines I think he shagged her.
          I'd get down the clinic quick now, smelt worse than Smithfield.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
            Must try better Malc, the Old Comical is in Sandown, not Ryde

            Never knew that - and I live half way between then two. ** must get out more **

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              #7
              Originally posted by Jessica@WhiteFieldTax View Post
              Never knew that - and I live half way between then two. ** must get out more **
              What time you knocking off tonight?

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                What time you knocking off tonight?

                She has a pulse, and is therefore out of your league!
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  She has a pulse, and is therefore out of your league!
                  Bet Mitch would.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    Bet Mitch would.
                    With Jessica or DP?
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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