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Malcolm Buggeridge
23rd October 2012, 10:00
My latest shenanigans saw my drinking adventures come crashing to the ground, literally, at the Old Comical Inn, Ryde on the IOW.

I entered into a lively saloon bar where I brushed past a crowd of innebriated islanders before the landlord held me in his steely gaze prompting me to place my order.

However, it transpired that I was mistaken as our host had a lazy eye and he took umbrage at my interruption.

Digging myself deeper into the hole, I proceeded to utter the very last thing one should say to an individual afflicted with such a deformity.

"Sorry, I thought you were looking at me"

This was the cue for the landlord and his assorted minions to propel me headlong through the door onto the pavement where I landed in the lap of some nicotine stained old trollop who was unconscious on the pavement from having over indulged on pink lambrini.

The motif on her tee shirt?

Wight Trash.

I couldn't help but chuckle.

vetran
23rd October 2012, 10:01
I landed in the lap of some nicotine stained old trollop who was unconscious on the pavement from having over indulged on pink lambrini.

The motif on her tee shirt?

Wight Trash.

I couldn't help but chuckle.

you met my ex then?

doomage
23rd October 2012, 10:03
you met my ex then?

Reading between the lines I think he shagged her.

BA to the Stars
23rd October 2012, 10:08
Must try better Malc, the Old Comical is in Sandown, not Ryde

:eyes

vetran
23rd October 2012, 10:11
Reading between the lines I think he shagged her.

I'd get down the clinic quick now, smelt worse than Smithfield.

Jessica@WhiteFieldTax
23rd October 2012, 10:15
Must try better Malc, the Old Comical is in Sandown, not Ryde

:eyes

Never knew that - and I live half way between then two. ** must get out more **

DimPrawn
23rd October 2012, 11:18
Never knew that - and I live half way between then two. ** must get out more **

What time you knocking off tonight?

:happy

SimonMac
23rd October 2012, 11:21
What time you knocking off tonight?

:happy

She has a pulse, and is therefore out of your league!

vetran
23rd October 2012, 11:23
She has a pulse, and is therefore out of your league!

Bet Mitch would.

SimonMac
23rd October 2012, 11:32
Bet Mitch would.

With Jessica or DP?

BA to the Stars
23rd October 2012, 11:33
Never knew that - and I live half way between then two. ** must get out more **

Will you be wearing a Wight Trash T-shirt

:wink

Jessica@WhiteFieldTax
23rd October 2012, 20:58
She has a pulse

Allegedly


Will you be wearing a Wight Trash T-shirt

:wink

Not unless Jaeger make one. Standards...

I actually got a trip to Ventnor tonight: high spot of week.

NotAllThere
24th October 2012, 05:43
I'm sure you can find one in Primark.